Do That Dirty Laundry

24/7 like a monkey prostitute's legs!

You Has My Heart

Who you lovin' on?

Mr. Washington Goed Bye Bye

The dollar that is long gone.

You'll Always Be My Dumpling

Mmm...Chinese dumpling.
I don't know what was in it, but it was delicious.

Wishing I'd Wish You Well

This looks like a painting.
I took it with my cell phone at a Chinese buffet.
It's a wishing well.
I didn't make a wish.

Wanna Spoon?

Many things to do with a spoon.
Not all so good.
Soup is good.
Heroin...not so good. [imo]

Eeyore, Tigger And Piglet Get Pooh-ed On

Oh bother...

You Can Sleep While I Drive

If you squint, it looks like a ferris wheel.

I'm Training You

Waiting for a train.
I think those thoughts.
Eyes watching...

You're A Peach

Really...you're peachy keen!

Knife To Meet You

Oooh pointy.

Condom Mints

Condiments are your friend.

Yummy Hi

Who knew frozen yogurt made you hi?

You're Such A Pig

Oink.
Little piggy will scrub you clean.
Shiny shiny.

Pear Meet Spoon

$1.01: for pear
$1.07: for spoon
nom nom nom: priceless

Say Mustard!

Click it.
Make it bigger.
Wait-Did that sound dirty?
haha

You're Trashy

Trash I did not empty.
Mess making hair dye.
Ugh.

Crack In The Coffee

I get excited every time I hear the word coffee.

Everything Feels Icy

These I took in the yard...

John's View Pt. 3

My number one fan.

John's View Pt. 2

I wonder what it's like to be constantly on a roll...

John's View Pt. 1

Dad's pants sit down just like me.

Venti Iced Drink Of Heaven

I shouldn't be drinking it at all for sugar and caffeine reasons, but I have a usual...
I highly recommend venti iced nonfat caramel macchiatos from Starbucks!

Curious Monkey

My little computer monkey friend.

Hi Mummy Pen!

This is my Halloween pen. I got it at CVS. In the background, an IM with my brother trying to assure me I'm not lame. LOL

The Spam I Like In My Mouth Box

I got a waffle iron from my brother for Christmas.
I've been using it to make sandwiches.
This one here is a spam and cheddar sandwich.
Spam is one of those things I like, but I'm afraid to know what it's made of.
Please...no one tell me what it is.

Daddy Likes Lottery Tickets

Too bad he doesn't win the $10k jackpot...

All 10 Feet

I bought 10 pairs of socks for my ten feet.
I bought Vanilla Mint Listerine for my ass breath.
I bought a composition book.
I bought hair dye!

White Pumpkin

This is the white pumpkin my brother, Jim bought me during Halloween 2008. Believe it or not, it's still alive!

Chicken and Dumplings

My mom makes delicious food!